Things You Should Never Ask a Genre Fiction Writer
- Why do you like to write crap?
- When are you going to write something literary and good?
- What warped you in your childhood to make you want to write that stuff? Did you torture small animals when you were a child?
- Why can't you write something mainstream like Anne Rice, Margaret Atwood, Kurt Vonnegut, Dean Koontz, Stephen King, or J.K. Rowling?
- How long have you had this hobby?
- When will you give up and get a real job?